http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/ 2010-09-02T04:47:13-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/ http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/lib/images/favicon.ico text/html 2007-03-24T14:29:44-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/30_seconds?rev=1174768184 30 seconds, typically abbreviated :30, refers to a minimal time commitment per diem (30/86,400 seconds) of interaction with a member of the opposite sex in a manner that would increase the probability of a social engagement and consensual sex act. Introduced by Abuck and is typically invoked in a misguided effort to chastise Ben into giving a girl the fucking time of day. text/html 2008-10-20T14:50:12-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/3_3?rev=1224535812 3/3 is the gold standard for general life success and the achievement of the symbolic American Dream. The qualifications for attaining 3/3 status were ratified by the Center of the Internet on June 7, 2004 in a post titled “Almost 24”: “I’ll be 24 tomorrow, but I don’t really have a whole lot to show for it. No house, no girl, no real job. I’m certainly not taking the short route to the American Dream.” Link text/html 2007-02-24T10:07:57-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/6?rev=1172336877 6 wtf IDIOT text/html 2007-04-03T17:58:50-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/96?rev=1175644730 96% is a term applicable to two key situations: * the certainty of one’s personal convictions under intense scrutiny, notwithstanding a slim possibility of error OR * a maddeningly incomplete admission of guilt in the face of insurmountable evidence for some colossal fuck up text/html 2007-04-10T22:29:03-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/abuck?rev=1176265743 Abuck and Lindsey in Kansas City =| May 21, 1981 -- Still alive Overview Abuck is a man filled with purpose, conviction and passion. He is a world-traveled aficionado of the arts, music, photography and fine cuisine; a scholar of the streets; a lover, fighter and warrior-poet. While his left brain pays the bills by day as a brutally efficient digital content artist, his right brain is responsible for his vibrant, effortlessly framed pictures that trigger the primal vestiges of emotions we n… text/html 2007-04-10T20:45:28-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/all_in?rev=1176259528 Typically, ‘All In’ is a reference to betting the entirety of one’s chips on a hand of poker. It also frequently refers to a particular incident that occurred during a typical weekend game of Texas hold-em in Samm ‘High Stakes’ Miller’s basement -- an incident that would usher in a revolutionary new poker strategy destined to forever change the nature of the games played in Samm’s basement. text/html 2007-04-12T08:59:52-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/ames?rev=1176389992 Ames is the socio-cultural mecca of the developed world, and the native home to many of #irx’s greatest celebrities. The city has a number of distinguishing features contributing to its awesomeness, including Iowa State University, a number of bars, a few great restaurants, and Fellows Elementary. Also Northridge. text/html 2007-04-10T19:29:17-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/asinine_third_grade_behavior?rev=1176254957 ATGB Invoked by steve in response to repeated ‘abuse’ of the newly-minted sb.c comment system: <steve> i’m totally serious when i say i have never seen abuse of a comment system like this. even on sites where nothing is moderated. what kind of friends do i have, really, when all i get, all the time, is asinine third grade behavior. (#irx, 2005) text/html 2007-02-28T17:15:06-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/awesome_squad?rev=1172708106 Awesome Squad was a short-lived and much reviled successor to the critically acclaimed L'Ames. text/html 2007-03-13T15:37:29-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/backup_son?rev=1173821849 A backup son is a son created for the sole purpose of taking over if the firstborn son is killed in a plague or is just generally unsuccessful. If the firstborn is a success then the backup son has very little purpose in life. Sam is a good example of the backup son. With Elton‘s massive life success, Sam has been drifting without purpose for some time. Because of this he lives with an overgrown balding man child, only works part time, and is in a band that barely exists. text/html 2007-04-05T00:19:06-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/bait?rev=1175753946 Bait is the preferred method of manufacturing amusement on irc, drawing its name from the obvious similarity to fishing. In this technique, the bait offered is often deliberately inflammatory material, with a catch coming in the form of the target member decloaking or reacting in a humorous fashion (e.g., outburst, /kick, /kill, /kline, etc.), with the latter being considered a lunker-sized catch. While pioneered on Steve while irc was still in its infancy, the technique has recently been applie… text/html 2009-08-12T14:43:34-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/barry_the_bunny?rev=1250109814 Barry the Bunny. Born July 4, 2003, died August 9, 2009 “barry is so soft, you’ll be like “barry is sooo soft” when you touch him” --anonymous Barry was the short lived star of Barrycam, an SGI Indy based Barry image storage and retrieval system. Barry was sort of awesome, but he spent most of his time pissing on Ben’s snow white couch. Later, he moved in with Ross and Samm’s parents and traveled with them between Arizona and Iowa. text/html 2007-03-01T14:37:39-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/barrycam?rev=1172785059 Barrycam was an indycam hooked up to abuck‘s sgi indy because ben forgot the root password to his indy. To this day ben has never been able to log in. The Barrycam project was ultimately ended because Barry ate the fucking camera. asshole. asshole bunny eating the camera text/html 2007-04-10T16:29:40-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/bars?rev=1176244180 College students like to drink, and in Ames there are plenty of choices. If you want to avoid Frat Boys though, you may want to steer clear of most of the Welch Ave bars. Welch Ave * Paddy’s -- full of frat boys, the free peanuts are almost worth it, until you realize it’s just a ploy to get you to buy more beer. Has one of the worst bathrooms in town. * Cy’s Roost -- this is a shitty bar too. It tries to look upscale but is full of dicks and the music is too damn loud. Townies hate… text/html 2007-04-12T19:52:37-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/belly_travel?rev=1176429157 <grant> i can slide on my belly for miles and miles and miles text/html 2009-03-10T09:57:32-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/ben?rev=1236700652 January 12, 1981 -- Still alive, limping through life like a wounded pigeon Currently resides in St. Paul, Minnesota, working on computational fluid dynamics trout autopan logarithm sequential gestation. Early Years Benjamin David Janke was born on January 12, 1981 to his parents, Bruce “The Moose” Janke and Bensmom. He was born in Columbia, Missouri, which has been cited as a possible reason he is a worthless do-nothing who needs a week off to move. text/html 2008-11-17T11:51:43-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/ben_3?rev=1226947903 Ben <3 Events: * Monday November 17th: Ben <3 day declared on IRC text/html 2007-03-01T20:01:44-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/ben_is_a_commie?rev=1172804504 Ben celebrates his 25th with this commie cookie/pie thing. see? told you he was a commie text/html 2008-10-13T20:10:54-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/ben_principle?rev=1223950254 The Ben Principles text/html 2008-11-17T11:53:05-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/benh8?rev=1226947985 Feel free to capture your own ben-h8 moments, just black out the names to protect the defamer. Thanks! I’ve also crudely attempted to categorize these, although a few stones hit two or more birds. Sucks / [Adjective] Sucks Is Poor text/html 2007-02-24T11:19:11-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/bensmom?rev=1172341151 text/html 2007-04-05T13:08:09-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/bolo?rev=1175800089 Bolo is a simple yet strangely addictive multiplayer tank shoot-em-up game developed for Macintosh back in the glory days of System 7.* by Stuart Cheshire, who at the time was at Stanford University, and later went on to work at Apple or something like that, which might explain why the game never achieved a release version, with 0.99.7bv being the last version of the game. text/html 2007-04-10T17:48:42-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/brookside_park_red_firetruck_race?rev=1176248922 The Brookside Park red firetruck race took place during the Fall of 2006. In spite of being out of shape due to a lack of structured exercise over the last 25 years, sam determined that he could beat ben, a former varsity cross-country runner and frequent soccer player, in a race from a park bench to the red firetruck and back. Sam in fact did not even make it to the firetruck and was subjected to ridicule. text/html 2007-04-12T09:19:57-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/ccf?rev=1176391197 <grant> i wish i had a bowl of chili with cheese all over it and chili cheese sprinkled all over the top <ross> grant do you have chili cheese? <grant> i ate it all 4 breakfast <abuck> someone send that man chili cheese <rosshm> i wish i had a swimming pool of chili cheese text/html 2007-04-12T00:12:49-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/chc?rev=1176358369 CHC is considered by most people (other than certain crappy asians) to be the best fast food Chinese in Ames, having allegedly taken the crown from Golden Wok when GW turned to shit. One of the secrets of CHC’s success is the fact that they did not sell the store to idiots. text/html 2007-07-05T15:50:11-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/cl?rev=1183672211 CL is a popular destination for parties in teh summertime, where the millers graciously offer their hospitality to OBMCs, drifters and even fascists. this year steve could not be bothered to drive an additional 70 miles to make it, despite driving all the way from denver and stopping in story city wtf. text/html 2007-04-10T19:22:33-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/comma_profanity?rev=1176254553 The Comma Profanity is a stylistic device pioneered by Steve where statements (often accusations) are ended with a comma and a profanity substituted in place of a second person proper noun. Examples <sam> devy is not the establishment, cum-burper text/html 2010-01-13T15:21:53-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/credibility_attack?rev=1263421313 A credibility attack (CA) is an argumentative technique used to undermine an opponent’s aptitude for engaging in said argument. The goal is to establish that an opponent has no basis to argue on the present topic, based on a lack of credibility relative to the opposing side, an absolute lack of credibility, or general ignorance. text/html 2007-04-10T19:43:41-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/diamond_dave_s?rev=1176255821 Frequented by grant back in its glory days when burgers were $1. After grant moved out of Ames they increased the burger price to $1.50 and eventually closed up shop all together sometime in late 2006. Aside from the $1 theater, Diamond Dave’s was really the only reason to go to North Grand Mall. text/html 2007-03-13T14:00:59-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/elton?rev=1173816059 Golden child of the Wong family. Born 1979, starting second Wong generation, first in U.S. Following disconcerting grunge phase in high school, has moved on to currently help unfortunate minorities in the great city of Chicago. Also earns a lot of money that trickles down to less fortunate family members. text/html 2007-02-23T19:24:04-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/fellows?rev=1172283844 Fellows, for you who aren’t familiar with Ames, is the school largely for bratty Northridge kids, whose parents are mostly professors and/or orthopedic doctors but somehow manage to grow up humble and grounded and not jaded smartasses. text/html 2007-04-17T07:55:54-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/final_fantasy?rev=1176818154 Final Fantasy was a turn-based RPG video game series that reached its critical and cultural zenith in the mid-90’s. Developed by Squaresoft, a name once synonymous with quality (now reserved for Nintendo), Final Fantasy games were a welcome release from the inhumane amounts of free time we were all burdened with. text/html 2007-02-28T14:31:36-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/fireworks?rev=1172698296 Fireworks are really useful if your friend gives you the keys to his apt and you get bored at 4 in the morning. Simply take a bunch of fireworks and sneak into his apt, and light them. Make sure to have ben along so you can watch as he runs away like a little girl. text/html 2007-04-13T08:41:38-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/flying_burrito?rev=1176475298 Flying Burrito is ok, it has a) sucked, and b) been really really tasty basically they are not very consistent and it heavily depends on who is working that day. text/html 2008-11-11T17:19:08-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/food_sled?rev=1226449148 Moved to foodsled text/html 2008-11-11T17:18:22-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/foodsled?rev=1226449102 A miraculous improvisation innovated by the brilliant mind of grant. Sadly, the only photographic evidence in existence is in the form of a grainy webcam pic, but we can assure you it was awesome: text/html 2007-03-21T19:34:19-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/four_swords?rev=1174527259 The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures (Four Swords) is a legendary Nintendo Gamecube game purchased by sam on June 4, 2004. Four Swords follows the typical Nintendo, Co., Ltd. strategy of remaking a game that you already made ten years ago, repackaged with several gimmicks in order to syphon money off of your fanbase that includes 25 year-olds who continue to blow the majority of their unsteady income on your products. text/html 2007-08-06T22:38:39-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/friend_codes?rev=1186461519 Friend Codes are cumbersome and annoying way for Nintendo to protect gamers from pedophiles and miscreants. It is exceptionally great at this because it makes playing Nintendo games online so irritating you barely want to care enough to do it, much less a stranger who wants to fuck your kid. text/html 2007-03-01T13:06:44-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/friends?rev=1172779604 friends are people you can mock at their expense for you own benefit -- rosshm See Also What Friends? text/html 2008-10-29T16:57:27-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/godless_heathens?rev=1225321047 sam elton liz doc_wong samsmom text/html 2007-04-10T14:46:56-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/golden_wok?rev=1176238016 Formerly the glory of Ames’ fast food Chinese scene, Golden Wok is now the worst food in Ames. The Glory Days In its heyday, Golden Wok was a wonderous place where $3.25 bought you a massive plate of awesome. The clientèle was almost exclusively Asian; a white person would often feel out of place unless he was with an Asian escort (who as an added bonus could get a free meal if he ran into his dad there). The decor consisted of a servicable faux wood trim and plaster ceiling tiles, all ligh… text/html 2007-04-12T22:21:09-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/grant?rev=1176438069 John Konrad Grant, a legend in his own time, may very well be the closest thing we’ve seen to an American Hero since Arnold Schwarzenegger. A brilliant innovator, code warrior, fearless adventurer, facial hair aficianoado, and easily the most manly member of irc, his contributions to the world far surpass that of any mere mortal: bungalow dwelling, rogue poker, drunken fence climbing, CHC Thursday, the food sled, and (of course) belly travel are among his many innovations and ingenious schemes… text/html 2008-11-12T09:50:24-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/great_governors_of_the_state_of_minnesota?rev=1226508624 Jesse “The Body” Ventura served as the 38th Governor of Minnesota from 1999-2003. He was elected in a stunning upset over Norm Coleman and some guy named Skip due to a record turn-out of younger voters who had probably just watched Predator. He was actually not a terrible governor. He built the mighty Light-Rail and was a strong proponent of tax reform and abortion rights as well as equal rights for the gays. text/html 2007-04-12T09:05:48-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/great_plains_sauce_dough_company?rev=1176390348 Great Plains is a pizza place on Main St. in Ames, on the bar/restaurant end of the street. It has been a local fixture for many many years. Their signature food is pizza with a yummy crust that is rolled high and thick at the ends, to better hold in the 8 lbs of cheese they put on every pizza. The shear weight of the toppings and thickness of the bread means that one large pizza can easily feed 4 people with leftovers. text/html 2007-02-24T11:04:07-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/hi.c?rev=1172340247 hi.c is a legendary stress test written by sam wong that showcases the skills he learned in 4 years of the ISU Electrical Engineering program. text/html 2007-04-10T17:07:38-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/hickory_park?rev=1176246458 Hickory Park is the shining star of Ames restaurants with seating capacity for most of the population of Ames. It is frequently at capacity during peak hours, sports events, etc. so you have to plan ahead or just fuck it and go to the also awesome but smaller-menued Battle's BBQ. text/html 2008-10-14T21:47:02-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/i_hat_eyou?rev=1224042422 A nonsensical phrase Steve frequently utters. What does it mean? One potential explanation text/html 2007-04-15T15:41:43-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/ibs?rev=1176673303 Irritable bowel syndrome. A common functional disorder characterized by abdominal pain and changes in bowel habits not associated with routine clinical abnormalities. <granx_dot> jeez steve, why do you get IBS every time someone asks a question? <steve> john, make an effort sometime to figure something out on your own text/html 2007-02-24T12:02:05-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/instigator?rev=1172343725 During heated debate, the label instigator is often leveled at the person who maliciously fostered the hostile exchange. First uttered by steve and is still used today. First instance of the popularized term 'Instigator' text/html 2007-04-19T09:12:09-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/irc?rev=1176995529 IRC (Internet Relay Chat), initially yet another vehicle for the mockery of Steve, is nowadays a communication tool for an esteemed group of Ames all-stars who are too cool to use IM during the day. While at its conception all irc members regularly interacted with each other IRL, thereby providing a fresh influx of joke material, the current version serves as a method for members (who are now mostly scattered to the four corners of the country) to keep in touch through the use of rehashed jokes,… text/html 2007-04-15T15:20:16-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/isu?rev=1176672016 Iowa State University (Iowa State, or ISU) is a prestigious institute of higher learning located in Ames, a central Iowa town that is actually the geometric center of the universe. More Iowans attend Iowa State than any other school in the state (this is actually true I looked it up -Ross). text/html 2007-02-24T12:00:20-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/jill?rev=1172343620 Regrettably, nothing to write here. text/html 2007-02-28T17:29:01-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/l_ames?rev=1172708941 L’Ames was yet another partial answer to the eternal question, “how many mediums can we used to mock Steve” text/html 2007-05-14T17:14:17-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/liz?rev=1179184457 Liz is the third and youngest Wong sibling, born December 11, 1986. Her birth marked a flawed ending to an otherwise awesome year which featured the release of Transformers: The Movie, Peace Sells and the freakin’ NES. Liz is currently a C-student at Iowa State University and lives at home with her parents. She is dating a college dropout who delivers pizza and is a borderline midget. text/html 2007-05-14T22:08:23-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/lks?rev=1179202103 Sam's former experimetalcore band which he left due to their desire for all members to weigh a combined metric ton. References <http://www.lesserknownsaint.com> <http://myspace.com/lesserknownsaint> text/html 2007-04-27T21:47:32-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/lowball_hyperbole?rev=1177732052 Lowball hyperbole is a specific form of exaggeration that never leaves the realm of plausibility. Pioneered by steve. text/html 2007-08-06T07:25:21-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/luxurypod?rev=1186406721 The luxurypod is the new residence of abuck, IRC hero and general all around good guy. Unlike the tiny little apartment in Queens, the luxurypod is in Jersey City, New Jersey, and is not tiny. Although he is no longer in New York City proper, abuck is now much closer to his office in Manhattan, and it is possible to reach the pod via train from the Newark airport (EWR), instead of in a yellow deathmobile operated by a pissed off immigrant who tries to get in fights with other drivers and drives… text/html 2007-03-02T14:44:54-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/magnetic_refrigeration?rev=1172871894 Magnetic refrigeration is an emerging refrigeration technology that uses the response of certain materials to changing magnetic fields to produce changes in temperature and thereby effect heat transfer. Magnetic refrigeration has the potential to produce cooling at greater efficiencies than conventional vapor compression systems. Magnetic refrigerators also hold the potential to scale to almost any size or application without significant losses in efficiency, while vapor compression systems… text/html 2007-03-02T14:47:09-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/mce?rev=1172872029 The magnetocaloric effect (MCE), discovered in 1881 by Warburg, is best summarized as the warming of a solid material when it is introduced to a magnetic field and the subsequent cooling of the material when the field is removed. This phenomenon is present is most ferromagnetic metals, and is especially strong in some of the rare-earth metals. text/html 2007-03-02T15:28:03-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/meta_tag?rev=1172874483 the META-TAG, in which an assailant submits sixteen smaller images to tagisu.com in a format so that they will be cropped and reduced by tag to create one meta-image similar to how the Constructicons merge to form Devastator, the most powerful Decepticon, was pioneered and first implemented by sam during the 10 days steve allegedly went to burning man in 2006. text/html 2007-02-24T00:39:49-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/mr._nehls?rev=1172302789 Mr. Nehls is a fucking badass and could probably even now take you the fuck out like you was a twig. text/html 2007-04-10T19:49:44-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/nfoti?rev=1176256184 The Nebulous Face of the Internet is a construct used in online debate to attribute statements made on the Internet to a imaginary singular entity that can be proven incorrect. The term was coined by sam to refer to steve‘s frequent use of the device to win arguments against fictitious foes. steve‘s debates with the NFOTI are often instigated by the latter’s frequent violation of the steve_postulate. text/html 2007-02-24T11:55:13-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/ross?rev=1172343313 The Beginning In the beginning, Ross was pretty cool, awesome even. Then things began to change. Early Warnings Ross soon became pissy. He would snap at people for no reason. It wasn’t very nice of him. Things go Downhill It got to the point where Ross would throw Barry the Bunny across the room as punishment, and would lock Buck out of the house and laugh at him for hours. text/html 2010-01-26T13:38:00-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/sam?rev=1264538280 Overview Sam is a nintendo fan boy, an asexual, the lamest human ever, and also a douche. His life is guided by the Sam Principle. Sam is very bad at communication, he will often not respond to questions in a useful way. Evidence of Sam Being a Douche Evidence of sam being a douche can also be seen in this photo which was taken in the great SOUTH SHERMAN apt #13: text/html 2007-03-20T07:21:40-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/sam_principle?rev=1174396900 The governing principle in the life of Sam. The central belief of Sam Principle is one of intense self-centeredness, in that the world outside of Sam counts for nothing save to provide him with occasional entertainment. Any decision made utimately considers the needs of Sam first, and the needs of others, however important, a distant second -- if at all. As a result of this line of thinking, amusement becomes the highest ideal. The Principle serves primarily to govern his social interactions, bu… text/html 2008-10-13T19:08:47-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/samm?rev=1223946527 Samm is a popular #irx personality and exemplary human being. He is well-known for being the first person on record to attain 3/3. Samm currently resides in Rochester, MN with his lovely wife erin and no kids. He currently works for International Business Machines. Due to insecurity and jealousy generated by Samm’s superior life success, fellow #irx members often resort to mocking his weight. text/html 2007-04-04T06:58:59-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/sb.c_gold?rev=1175691539 Making the first comment post on any sb.c update is known as GOLD. Second and third posts logically follow as SILVER and BRONZE, but are generally disregarded as wasted effort. Attaining gold status on any nogaf post is sometimes known as Fool’s Gold. text/html 2007-04-10T20:38:19-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/screen_vomit?rev=1176259099 sdakjhjfsadhfiojadsiofj89sua89df89jas8djfioasjdfiosamsauhdfiuhsad98fu89asdjbritneyasidjfijsadiofjdsiofjsiaodjfsamisadouche9uasdf9 text/html 2007-04-10T20:35:37-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/sg?rev=1176258937 For a coffee shop with no sign, you’d be surprised how awesome. Service is erratic but supposedly better. Famous for its 2x approach to espresso servings. Birthplace of a too-cute-for-words LTR between abuck and abuckette. Roots go bitd to summers in middle school when we were probably too young to be drinking lattes to the massive operation of today. You will always run into people you know here. text/html 2007-03-02T08:24:57-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/sherman?rev=1172849097 219 S. Sherman was a four-person commune in Ames that served as home to all of us except samm, who had a townhouse, and steve, who was spurned. ross doing homework in his living room Key Benefits * Two flights of outdoor stairs for frequent exercise * Open-faced kitchen segments allows the living room to be too small and renders a common dining area unusable * Bathroom opposite living room wall to hear ross‘s three to four daily showers * Epicenter for most of Ames’s convicted c… text/html 2007-03-29T07:23:34-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/slappies?rev=1175174614 This is a group of slappies attending a wedding. text/html 2010-03-05T11:31:59-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/start?rev=1267813919 New Updates to ben and benh8 earns its own page! Link Array text/html 2008-10-14T22:33:15-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/steve?rev=1224045195 B. June 7, 1980 “[Steve is] a man who lives correctly, following the ideals of honor, courage and endurance in a world that is sometimes chaotic, often stressful, and always painful.” -- Ernest Hemingway Steven C. Block is a one man living, breathing, eating and shitting Code Hero. Holding ideals far above the common fucking imbecile, his greatness takes on a multitude of roles -- lover, statesman, and Internet steward. Also well-known for having developed the Steve Postulate. text/html 2007-04-10T15:12:41-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/steve_is_a_fascist?rev=1176239561 “Steve is a fascist” (S*I*A*F) is a distillation of Steve’s authoritarian and dictatoresque qualities into a singular mantra. After rising to prominence after being first uttered in 2003 [citation needed], the phrase was popular for years before finally falling into disuse. However, make no mistake, Steve is still really, really fascist. text/html 2007-03-20T20:26:06-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/steve_postulate?rev=1174443966 Steve's modus operandi consists of a singular unifying postulate in which personal anecdotes are held as absolute truth and can be extrapolated to apply to the entirety of the human condition. Example: Going to Best Buy is as effortless as walking across the street. Therefore, every human being on earth can buy products from Best Buy in about five minutes. text/html 2007-02-28T17:08:28-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/stevedance?rev=1172707708 Steve officially came of age as online celebrity in 2004 when stevedance.mov hit the Internet like a leafblower to confetti. A follow-up video, stevedance2.mov was a hastily release sophomore effort intended to capiltalize on the first. It has since become somewhat of a quiet, overlooked masterpiece. text/html 2007-02-24T11:05:19-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/stress_test?rev=1172340319 see hi.c text/html 2007-03-28T17:55:25-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/translinkation?rev=1175126125 When steve takes a link from #tessier and pastes it into #irx text/html 2007-02-27T22:12:39-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/translocation?rev=1172639559 [Courtesy Bryan Wann/meme] The Room Translocation is a practical joke in which the entirety of a mark’s room is removed and transplanted elsewhere. The use of this nuclear joke was pioneered by sam, while ben was snowboarding/sleeping on alex‘s floor in seattle. text/html 2007-03-13T13:58:32-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/weekend_of_wong?rev=1173815912 The Weekend of Wong (WoW, not to be confused with World of Warcraft) is an event where all of the Wongs gather and sleep on someone’s floor. It is still uknown why they don’t just spring for hotel rooms. The event usually involves food and shopping. One of the highlights of a WoW shopping experience is when Elton, the only successful Wong child, is forced to buy things for backup son Sam and Liz. There are also usually noodles. text/html 2007-04-11T10:50:48-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/west_street_deli?rev=1176310248 West Street Deli is a small deli a few blocks west of the ISU campus. It is approximately one block west of Hyland on West Street, a few doors down from Thumbs. The owner is generally considered to be an asshole, and once tried to pay a band to play a block party with sheets of acid rather than money. However, the complete awesomeness of the soups and sandwiches in the deli itself is pretty much enough to override any complaints about the proprietor (think Seinfeld’s “soup nazi”). text/html 2007-03-01T19:36:49-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/what_friends?rev=1172803009 text/html 2007-04-04T08:43:34-06:00 http://wikipisser.foodsled.com/woobot?rev=1175697814 Woobot is the programmatic entity that handles some of the more common tasks of irc, such as making tiny urls and remembering quotes for us. Origins Once upon a time there was a bot named uglybob. Uglybob was an eggdrop irc bot running a number of custom scripts, including the fabled CNN Headline topic setter, a quotes script, and several hacked quotes script for telling us funny things from our favorite movies, such as the Big Lebowski.