Feel free to capture your own ben-h8 moments, just black out the names to protect the defamer. Thanks!
I’ve also crudely attempted to categorize these, although a few stones hit two or more birds.
<xxx> you'd think ben was on vacation <xxx> i have not seen him since saturday afternoon <yyy> laf <zzz> you did not bring ben on honeymoon did you? <yyy> fuck no <yyy> he walks too slowly
[My role as an impartial observer haz been called into question on this one. Also, “great hambeast of the north” is a remnant from a previous exchange and does not refer to ben – ed.]